Goblin Simulator

Goblins aren't real. But they do play roleplaying games. Think about that.

These thoughts are solely Charlie Rehor's and do not represent Beadle & Grimm's or Wizards of the Coast.

Episode 10: Mind-killers

Episode 10: Mind-killers

So once more the (now balanced) party headed off into the dungeon.  After some circling around, the party found themselves at a T intersection. T intersections are, along with locked... Read More

Episode 9: The Root of the Problem

  When last we saw our adventures, they were entirely dead. A demise, I might add, that was equally entirely of their own making.But today is a new day, and... Read More
Episode 9: The Root of the Problem
Episode 8: Circular Firing Squad

Episode 8: Circular Firing Squad

“It is as I feared. You’re all morons.” - Me

Episode 7: Balance

Let’s talk about party balance.
Episode 7: Balance
Episode 6: About the Dungeon of Descent

Episode 6: About the Dungeon of Descent

"There's different kinds of death: permanent death, instant death, temporary death, and, of course, weasel death."- Wizards and Weasels Core Rulebook, page 24

Episode 5: Once More into the Breach

"Is the black pudding in the room with you now?" - Unknown therapist
Episode 5: Once More into the Breach
Goblin Simulator: Episode 4: Rust Monsters Never Sleep

Goblin Simulator: Episode 4: Rust Monsters Never Sleep

"Hahahahah. This game is fun! Also, you're dead." - Me

Goblin Simulator: Episode 3

"I hate rogues. And goblins. But mostly rogues."
Goblin Simulator: Episode 3
Goblin Simulator: Episode 2

Goblin Simulator: Episode 2

"I'm invincible!" - Useless Lou