Goblin Simulator

Goblins aren't real. But they do play roleplaying games. Think about that.

These thoughts are solely Charlie Rehor's and do not represent Beadle & Grimm's or Wizards of the Coast.

Episode 16: At the Gates

Episode 16: At the Gates

It occurred to me, standing at the gates of my father’s work, now closed and seemingly abandoned, that I wasn’t sure what I wanted to find. I’d been avoiding this... Read More
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Episode 15: Morbius Dragons

One of the oddities of the Dungeon of Descent is that the same dragon is on every level, from 1 to 20. His name is Otto. Otto is actually in... Read More
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Episode 15: Morbius Dragons
Episode 14: Back at the Table

Episode 14: Back at the Table

The next day we were scheduled for our weekly game. I half considered cancelling, but finally decided to stick with the game. Everyone I’d talked to about GMing said that... Read More
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Episode 13: Tim, the Slayer of Lockers

I ran blindly at first, then remembering what had happened to my adventurers when they blundered into a black pudding, slowed down. I recognized where I was on the map,... Read More
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Episode 13: Tim, the Slayer of Lockers
Episode 12: Inside Dad's Office

Episode 12: Inside Dad's Office

The employee entrance to the dungeon was ajar. I guess I didn’t need dad’s badge after all. A rusted metal sign above, barely hanging on to the bolts meant to... Read More
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Episode 11: Bring Your Kid to Work Day

It’s been about 10 years since my father died. In the time since, I’ve come to realize that I really never knew much about him. He spent enough time in... Read More
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Episode 11: Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Episode 10: Mind-killers

Episode 10: Mind-killers

So once more the (now balanced) party headed off into the dungeon.  After some circling around, the party found themselves at a T intersection. T intersections are, along with locked... Read More
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Episode 9: The Root of the Problem

  When last we saw our adventures, they were entirely dead. A demise, I might add, that was equally entirely of their own making.But today is a new day, and... Read More
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Episode 9: The Root of the Problem
Episode 8: Circular Firing Squad

Episode 8: Circular Firing Squad

“It is as I feared. You’re all morons.” - Me
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