Everybody Dies Hoodie — Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!
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- $50.00
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- $50.00
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For fans of the D&D Adventures TV show "Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!" as well as realists everywhere.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives it a soft, brushed interior and structure that holds the print crisp and flat. Pouch pocket and double-lined hood keep you warm; color-matched drawcord and clean tubular knit create a minimalist silhouette that feels lived-in from the first wear. Wear it when you want to make a low-key, provocative statement—on long drives, at all-night shows, or while hanging out with friends who get your darker humor.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and soft feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG print methods used for crisp chest, sleeve, wrist, and neck graphics
- Embroidery option available on chest or wrists; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed